By Branden Jacobs Jenkins
"So this is Everybody, which is a play"
“GOD:” THIS IS “GOD”
"DEATH?! DEATH! REVEAL YOURSELF!"
"“God” also needs a... Report from you."
"AND NOW YOU’VE GOT ME SCREAMING AND UPSET"
Death sighs, relenting, and whispers something quite extensive in Somebody's ear.
"In this play, it is specified that the actors’ role from this point forward be decided by lottery..
"And that’s when I woke up..."
"OH NO DID LIFE NOT HAVE A POINT?"
"Oh, man, Everybody. This makes me so sad. I’m going to miss you so much!"
"The very fact of your being alive proves a connection between you and the very beginning of everyth
"Well, actually, it was Death that came to me, who I guess is, like “God’s” assistant?"
"Do you wanna die with my family here and accompany them to the afterlife, Little Girl?"
"Will you leave that little girl alone..."
"MOM? MOM?! WHAT’S HAPPENING? WHAT IS THIS?"
"Where is your stuff? You should find your stuff! Get your stuff!"
"Of course. I am here to help you with any problem in the world. How much do you need?"
"WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING AT ME?! I AM JUST A COLLECTION OF INANIMATE OBJECTS!"
"GET THE HELL OFF OF ME AND GET A GRIP!"
"You’re dying. And you’re dying alone."
"Yes, you. What are you doing?"
"Then take off your clothes."
In Death's Hand
"This is Love?"
"Wait - If you’re Understanding, who is your team?"
"Oh man. I think I’m actually going to start crying…"
"I think this is the end. Right?"
"No? We don’t know?"
"I’m all the shitty evil things you’ve done to the world and other people!"
"What would be so wrong with just… knowing a few more details beforehand?"
TIME: You look so great! DEATH: Oh stop it - You look great!
"You know: just being nice to each other. For once. And I’m talking about Everybody."
"Have a good night. "